Damn fort is TOO SMALL.
I think the piglet is on crack. She has two speeds OMG I AM SO FRIGGIN CRAZY FEEL MY BITEY WRATH and sleeping. She chases me around. I thwap her on the head. She never learns. So I jump on the stool and hide in bedroom and tease her over the wall.
Poor Daisyboo! Waffle's a kitten, but she'll grow up and be catly. Then you can both ignore your parents like you should.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, get in all the torments you can.