The girls

2010-12-23T11:31:00.001-08:00

Wrong box!

Waiting
For Santa

She is asleep like that

2010-11-20T19:29:00.001-08:00

Twins!

2010-11-17T12:41:00.001-08:00

photo dump

2010-09-02T09:33:00.000-07:00

Gimme that popsicle

2010-06-28T06:21:00.001-07:00

2010-06-03T07:32:00.001-07:00

My friend Annie did this awesome drawing for Waffle's Birthday. Thank you so much Annie! Please check out her blog here.

It's my birthday!

2010-06-02T09:43:00.000-07:00

Well yesterday was my birthday, but if I had my way everyday would be my birthday! My dad made me a batch of my very own cupcakes. All for me. No one else can have any! (daisyboo doesn't like human food at all. SHE IS MISSING OUT!) Dad made gluten and dairy free vanilla cupcakes with a mix by Little Bay Baking.

First they had a candle but they didn't let me blow it out. I was only allowed to supervise.

I waited patiently for them to take the candle out.

Mom panicked and removed the sprinkles. She is SUCH a worry wart.

OK I did let mom and Dave have one too

OH and then there was pink pony rides!

Now I need to start planning my second birthday!!!!

Don't forget to enter my birthday giveaway

kitten toes.

2010-05-25T07:12:00.001-07:00

I am so that lady. The librarian who wears glasses always falling down her nose, covered in cat hair, showing you pictures of her kitten on her cell phone. My only saving grace is I have a husband who loves me for it.

A few weeks ago I was perusing Etsy late at night and I came across. Ophelia's Apothecary and this photo for her pink sugar lip balm.

I proclaimed to Dave who was knee deep in homework. "KITTEN TOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dave laughed because he saw it too. It looks just like Waffle's toes.

Waffle's toes change from almost white to a dark pink depending on how riled up she is. When she is being her doucheist they are the cutest hot pink color. We picked her based on her toes. Daisyboo is an all black cat even her gums are black. When Dave's boss' cat had kittens we said save us one with PINK TOES!!
In my probably should of been in bed state due to the late hour, I decided it was an AMAZING idea to email the shops owner with the above picture of Waffle and ask if she would be willing to make a custom lip balm for Waffle's first birthday (and giveaway) coming up! I explained to her I wouldn't be offended if she thought I was insane but could she make one where she just changed the color "name" to "kitten toes" Not only did she say yes, she went on my blog and found a PICTURE OF HER and put her on her normal label.

When it showed up on Friday I was over the moon. Not only was it friggin adorable but man oh man the formula is OUT OF THIS WORLD.

It smells just like a cupcake! (which happens to be Waffle's favorite thing in the world. Don't worry we asked the vet a little frosting is FINE) She was quite smitten with the smell.

It is so silky smooth and your lips are literally soft for hours. It has to be one of the best lip balms I have ever used. (And I own $45 La Mer balm. Seriously this is better)

Since we wanted to take a picture Waffle's toes were not cooperating. Usually when they are very pink she is being insane and wouldn't sit still long enough. But you get the idea.

Being a model is hard work.

I would highly recommend Ophelia's Apothecary. The balm and customer services are A+. I am sure some have lost what little respect they had for me. All I can say is you must not be owned by a kitten. My future kids are SCREWED.

P.S yes I did leave the plastic sleeve on the lip balm and I knew someone's eagle eye would notice that. I want to save it forever and ever. Only four of these lip balms exist! I had Dave carefully cut the label at the cap so I could leave it on mine.

Big girls

2010-03-18T10:19:00.000-07:00

I am getting big

I am almost 9 lbs. Daisy is a little over 9. I am taller than daisy but I am definitely "smaller". Daisy just has shorter legs.

My ears are bigger than hers

I hear one of my litter mate brothers is 16 lbs now!!! Can you believe that? That is almost 2 times the size of me. Mom hopes I don't get bigger. I am already so long I take up half the bed. I still sleep between mom and dad with my feet in one of their ribs.

I may of eaten parts off 3 cupcakes last week but my brother ate half a thing of thin mints. Who am I kidding I would of done the same thing but mom keeps her cookies in the freezer.

Ham and boxes

2010-03-17T06:56:00.000-07:00

There are two things I love above all others.
Ham and boxes. That goes for Daisyboo too. We love boxes. Here is me last night hanging out in a box meant for auntie megan. It has a flat iron and an book in it but I laid on it for HOURS.

and we love our ham

2010-03-15T12:51:00.000-07:00

Just a few picture taken in the last week of me.

I am real helpful when mom is trying to do her product shots on her blog

I took a lot of naps this weekend.

I like to hug mom and dad when I am sleeping

Oh and check out how much I look like my bio mom.
ME

Mom (fig)

Oh and speaking of blogs I was on a famous one! Check me out here

Long time no post. Photo dump

2010-03-09T08:25:00.001-08:00

Sorry guys long time no post. It takes me a long time to type being as I have big meaty paws. Speaking of paws...

I like to hold hands with my mom

I reach out and pull her closer until I can rest my hand on her.

All packages coming and going are all thoroughly inspected by me.

Not all the time but every once in awhile I look like a cat instead of a kitten. It only happens rarely though.

Dad knows who is in charge. ME! He has to sit on the arm of the couch while I nap

More nap footage

I like to nuzzle on mom and dad's necks. They say I snore loud.

My biological mommy cat FIG's owner got me this awesome disc thrower thingy.

Daisy is too dignified for it

long time no post

2010-02-09T10:58:00.000-08:00

Sorry it takes me a long time to write a post being as I am a cat and all. Mommy was having a hard time sleeping last night and had a horrific stress induced migraine so I snuggled up with her under the covers and licked her arm telling her it was ok. I just have that kitten sense.
I have been particularly cute lately.

This morning I watched the news

Dad drew on my foot the other day. Mom freaked out about toxicity. Dad assured her it was nontoxic

Daisy and I were even caught snuggling on a few occasions

I really like giving kisses

and telling them when I am done

and I've been caught using a pillow on more than one occasion

and I REALLY liked to be tucked in.

Dad's new trick

2010-01-08T16:25:00.000-08:00

So it took me a while before he figured it out, but I finally taught dad how to play fetch. I like to play with things that have strings attached although it usually means I trip on it when I'm coming back and then I get distracte...

Finally they are gone!

2010-01-04T13:17:00.000-08:00

Mom and Dad went back to work today. THANK GOD! I was thinking they were never going to go.
But mom was using the camera she got to SPY ON US today. Both daisy and I heard when she was moving it around. I even jumped up to try and get it and the camera went black. Dad thinks I hit the privacy button by dumb luck.
I heard it

I got a little closer

and mom wasn't fast enough to get anymore pics.

Daisy heard it too

Christmas update

2009-12-29T15:30:00.001-08:00

Mom and Dad spoiled me and Daisyboo this Christmas. So did Gramma Helen and Great Gramma Fern. My foster mom Alicia made mom and dad the CUTEST flip book of picture ALL OF ME! We also got fleece cat nip flish me and Daisy fight over. There should be no problem there is two of them but I like to take them both and Daisy has none.

We got a plane

Mom and Dad installed a nanny cam to watch us while they are at work

We got little mechanical toys

I am obsessed with shoulders lately.

Mom even put me and Daisy on her fancy book

I hear I am a big bully to black cats. Here is me with Osita my biological sister when I am about 6 weeks old

This is Daisy the other day. I will be 7 months old on Saturday. I like to ride Daisy like she is a pony down the hall while she screams.

Oh and did you know I am a fighter pilot?

Click to enlarge you will be glad you did.

I was real good on my second car trip. I cried a little when we left Gramma Helens. I really liked the stairs and running up and down them. I also liked how much stuff they had to SCRATCH!

The reason you are really here! Photos of me!

2009-12-19T18:25:00.000-08:00

Oh and mom wants this!

I haven't been blogging enough but I assure you I have been up to my shenanigans!
Here are some recent photos of me.

He is telling the truth

2009-12-19T18:15:00.000-08:00

Sometime Dad tells people stories about things I do and the people don't believe him. This time mom got it on camera. Right after this I jumped on dad's head then hung off his side and fell. Mom was laughing too hard to get that on film.

I love my mom

2009-12-11T07:37:00.001-08:00

I like to climb up on her chest when she is on the couch and nuzzle her chin. I sleep with her everynight too curled up under the covers with my feet in her back.

My weekend

2009-12-07T18:26:00.000-08:00

I slept

I tried on makeup

I slowly creeped out of my bed as I slept

I stole mommy's scarf

Oh and dad made pancakes that look like Daisyboo, me and then an action shot of me.

2009-11-28T15:44:00.000-08:00

I got to go with mom and dad for Thanksgiving so could monitor my stitches. This was my first big car trip. I was SUCH a good girl. Once we got there I hid for about 36 hours. When I did come out I was very well behaved. Mom only had to untangle my claws from gram's lace curtains once. Daisyboo cries and cries and cries and then starts to hyperventilate she is crying so much in the car and gets sick every time so we just left her home. I was an angel. I didn't say BOO. I was agreeable and quiet and even took a nap. We stopped off at a place on the way that makes gluten free food. Mom cut up some chicken for me, I LOVED it. This was my first taste of cooked chicken. On Thanksgiving I got TURKEY and smashed sweet tater. I smushed the taters around and made a mound but the turkey was another story. My grandpa even laid on the floor and was trying to get me to come out from under the bed. My great grandparents don't like cats but they seemed to be smitten with me. I do that to even the most hardened non-cat person!

Daisyboo

2009-11-24T12:46:00.000-08:00

I'm 5. I am still a little girl.

Waffle After Surgery

2009-11-23T06:56:00.000-08:00

I had my big girl surgery this weekend. I made my parents a NERVOUS WRECK. My pain medicine made me tweak and act like I thought I was a very fast super hero.
But I have been sleeping a lot.
Here is me snoring. (turn up volume)

Here is me sleeping on bed. I like to be tucked in and in the middle.

Here is me sleeping on the couch the night of surgery.

Dad sat on the floor so I could have the couch.

Here is my belly with my surgery staples.

The nurse told mom and dad to spoil me I just had surgery. So I had some cupcake, bacon corn muffin, corn, turkey and a french fry! Don't worry I only got a bite of each thing and they made sure they were all safe. Here is me with my favorite corn.

Oh and you may call me by my new nickname Lady Wa Wa I love that Ga Ga lady!

Lover and fighter

2009-11-06T07:22:00.000-08:00

I make mom and dad and daisyboo mad a lot with my aggressive nature. I like to pounce attack and bite. I am only playing but I have too much energy. I always make up for it with lots of cuddling though. I really love to cuddle with mom.

Mom is my BFF.

Like mother like daughter

2009-10-29T08:20:00.000-07:00

Mommy took this picture of herself today.

She thinks she looks a bit evil in it. Someone suggested it looked like this photo of me.

Does that mean I look evil? Mom says yes.

Waffle day I dunno I AM A CAT

2009-10-26T09:34:00.000-07:00

So I hear there were complaints I don't post enough. Well I am too busy terrorizing the household or sleeping and cuddling.

Here are some highlights from the past few weeks.

Dad let me have soda (ok no he didn't but it was a photo op)

I like to cuddle a lot

When I am sleeping you can pretty much move me anywhere you want.

I have discovered a hidden talent for drawing

Mom has been teaching me about good oral hygiene. I like to grab the brush and try and do it myself.

I think I am human sometimes.

I will eat just about anything except gluten free cupcakes. I will lick the frosting off though.
(don't worry I am only allowed tiny tiny bites)

Oh and I will pose for the camera if you ask me to.

Waffle update

2009-10-02T09:10:00.000-07:00

I scratched mommy BAD. I was running 56 MPH down the hall, across the living room up her across her chest and I spilled water on her, the couch, the floor, her pjs and the couch blanket oh in the process I cut mom so bad she was bleeding. When dad got home they wrestled me down and found the one sharp long nail they missed when I got my manicure last week.
Sorry mommy.
No I'm not I will probably do it again tomorrow.

Daisyboo update

2009-09-28T12:42:00.002-07:00

The little one went to the vet. I hid when I heard the carrier. I still acted pissed off when mom and dad came home even though I didn't have to go.
I sat on mom briefly for the first time in month. She wasn't allowed to touch me or move. She moved her leg because it was asleep and I ran away. I act like I am too good to play with what used to be my favorite toy now that waffle likes it. Waffle kept sneaking over the wall into the kitchen the other night so I climbed up on a chair over looking the kitchen and told on her every time she went in the kitchen. I would sound the alarm. MEOW MEOW MEOW until dad came to see what was going on. I would just look forward as if to say LOOK SHES IN THE KITCHEN AGAIN. The next day they took the walls down. They got tired of climbing over them to take waffle out of te frying pan on the stove.

Waffle update

2009-09-28T12:42:00.001-07:00

I got my 16 week shots this weekend. The made me a little sicky. I had the shivers Saturday night late. I couldn't stop shaking. Mom had me bundled up tight in a blanket until I fell asleep.

Mom likes to bundle me in her hoodie. Dad tried it and my legs kept popping out. He had bad form.

On Sunday everyone took a nap on the bed. I was spread out as long as I can and mom was hugging me. I like to be tucked under the covers.
Oh and the vet said I was 4.7 lbs. Mom thinks someones elbow was on the table and that he baby was 4 lbs tops.

Waffle Day 48 Dispatch

2009-09-17T12:11:00.000-07:00

With the temperatures dropping I have been sleeping under the covers. Usually with mom. I like to lay across the bed UNDER the covers when she leaves for the potty so when she comes back she has to lay in a c shape around me. She doesn't want to touch me because they she just has to go back to the bathroom and wash her hands and I lay across again. I refuse to move when budged too. Sometimes I decide to randomly bite what ever I am laying near in the middle of the night. Mom isn't a fan.

I like to hang out in the sink lately. Mom likes to turn it on and watch me drink and use my hand. She says it slays her.

Over the weekend I helped mom make cupcakes. By help I hung out in her hoodie while she made them.

Oh I like to play with toilet paper too. lots. I like it a lot a lot.

This morning while mom was trying to take a picture of her makeup I decided I wanted to get in on the photo and snuck up behind her.

Waffle Day 41 dispatch

2009-09-10T09:28:00.000-07:00

NEWS FLASH
I, Waffle like to eat gluten free waffles.

Other things I like to eat
Crepes
Yogurt
Ham
Chicken
Cereal

Things Daisy likes to eat:
Nothing

Dad gave me a piece of crepe the other day and Daisy got all bent out of shape and came over in a huff. So dad gave her a piece, she sniffed it and made a poop face and walked away.
So I ate it.

Don't worry mom and dad only give me tiny tiny tiny bites and they are all gluten free and the vet said its OK.

Waffle Day 31 Dispatch

2009-08-31T06:03:00.001-07:00

This was a big weekend for me. I went to the vet for my first big check up and to get some of my 12 week shots. I hear I was very expensive. (mom here... almost $500 for her and Daisyboo. OY VEY) and I was a very good girl. I didn't even cry in the car until Daisyboo had been crying for 10 minutes. So when she tired herself out I started in for her.

At the vet I got my leg shaved and some blood drawn. I thought mommy was gonna pass out. She got a little twitchy. But they didn't get a call, the vet said he would only call by 5pm if I had AIDS or Leukemia. SO yeah!! I also had some bum poking let me tell you I did not like that. I didn' t like that more than the shots and blood draw. But all in all I didn't make a fuss at all. When I made some tiny meows Daisyboo meowed out. Mom thinks she was asking me if I was ok.

OH and Daisyboo and I snuggled. It was the first time mom and dad had seen it. So of course they took a picture.

Dad did his best to not spend too much time with me this past month so I could bond with mom. And she and I snuggle a lot but when dad comes in the room I run over to him and snuggle down. Mom swears a lot.

Oh I haven't told you the best part. I have a new trick.

Mom yelled to dad "come here you HAVE TO SEE THIS" he kept saying what and she said no its a visual. I am pretty damn clever aren't I?

Today is my 13 week birthday!

Waffle Day 27 Dispatch

2009-08-27T07:25:00.001-07:00

So I hear I am going to the V E T this weekend. I not skeeerd. I hear Daisyboo is a screamer in the car. I hear she cries until she hyperventilates then gets sick so she never goes no where no more except the vet once a week. Last time I went I was with all my brothers and sisters. Last night mom and dad found me and Daisyboo in the tub together. They don't know how long we were there or is we were actually getting along or plotting a takeover. It was so quiet no one knew we were in there. I held Daisy down and gave her a bath the other day. I am less than half her size but I pinned her down and licked her. She got up and threw me ass over teacups on the floor. I just chased after her cause I know she actually likes when I do no matter how much she yells to tell on me. I am not much of a talker. I only talk when I am falling asleep I yell out randomly or when I am in the potty. Daisy is a chatty cathy though. She has entire conversations with mom and dad. I hear she is much quieter since I got around though.

Mom is already pulling out my baby pictures and saying "remember when" she keeps asking dad "Does she look full size to you?" "Did she grow when we were at work?" "You think if I give her coffee she will stop growing?"

Waffle Day 25 Dispatch

2009-08-25T09:12:00.001-07:00

Last night dad gave me a toe nail trim while I was sleepy. He thinks he won. He asked me if I wanted a foot massage and I kinda fell asleep while he was doing it. I like to play rough and tough but I really am a cuddle bug at times.

Mom is still scared I am getting big too fast. She found this photo she took one of the times she visited me when I was still with my cat mom and brothers and sisters. I look just like her. That is what I will look like when I am full grown or on Thursday according to mom.

Waffle Day 24 Dispatch

2009-08-23T16:57:00.000-07:00

I am still having issues with sleeping at night. But I make up for it by being insanely cute and napping while mom or dad hold me. Mom and dad caught me and daisy LOVING! Daisy was cleaning my ears and face. It was the first time anyone saw us near one another and I wasn't beating Daisy up.
Mom calls me bubble gum toes because the pads of my feet are pink and plush.
Mom and Dad had told my foster mom how a requirement they had in a new kitten was pink toes. Daisy is black all over even her little lips. But my feet are PINK PINK PINK and they are so soft and I like to touch peoples faces with them and watch them melt under my adorableness.

Daisyboo Day 20 dispatch

2009-08-20T08:54:00.000-07:00

So I heard mom and dad talking about their next holiday card featuring the tiny terrorist and it is gonna be FANTASTIC. Hopefully I won't be in it. Here are some of my past ones.

Waffle Day 20 dispatch

2009-08-20T07:35:00.000-07:00

I forgot to tell you about my weigh in this week. I am up to 3.3 lbs. Mom is worried again I am almost full size and she has exactly 5 minutes left with me being small.
Then I was a HOLY TERROR last night and this morning and she isn't so concerned. She was muttering something out giving me to gypsys. I was tearing apart the couch last night while mom and dad slept on the sleeper sofa part. I hear the couch is only a year old. I scratched daddy really bad in the face twice this week. Both times I drew blood and he has a war wound now. Mom found the giant laundry bag in the middle of the living room floor the other day and 20 minutes later it was in the bedroom. I like running back and forth with this giant 3 foot long laundry bag in my mouth. I also like to run with dad's socks back and forth (mom said now if only I could carry them to the laundry which dad doesn't know how to do)

My new favorite game is attack the roll of paper towels. Not the cheap kind either (I hear they have gluten) but the good select a size kind. I like to rip pieces off and run with them and attack them. Mom picked up no less than 20 pieces before she left for work today. I plan to leave twice as many for tonight.

Waffle Day 17 Dispatch

2009-08-17T10:17:00.000-07:00

It was nice to have mom and dad home all weekend. I hear I was full of energy Friday and Saturday night. I like to smack mom and dad in the face when they are sleeping and nibbling moms hair and head. I also LOVE getting under the covers and attacking. I finally scaled the cardboard wall that divided the bedroom from the apartment. Haha daisyboo no hiding from me now. Mom had a fever yesterday and I snuggled with her for hours on end and slept. They said it's the most I slept since I moved in. Mom tried to wake me for Mad Men because she
thought I be up all night. This was my reaction to being woken up.

Daisyboo Day 14 Dispatch

2009-08-14T15:34:00.001-07:00

I am raffling the kitten off to the lowest bidder.

Hell I will pay you I know where they keep the amex.

Waffle Day 14 Dispatch

2009-08-14T15:26:00.000-07:00

Hi guys Waffle here. Things have been qwazy here. I have a new nickname! The tiny tyrant! That's good right? I like to do this on my hind legs dance with my hands in the air at daisy. It looks like I am saying "What's up you want to fight?? Can you smell what the Waffle is cooking"
I have a new place I like to hang out on during the Day while mom and dad are at work. See the video below.

Last night mom was using her foot thingy and I decided I wanted a pedicure too

I kept sticking my feet in and flinging water everywhere. Mom spent the entire time saying "Dave keep her out of it I used polish remover she will get brain damage" Dad said "She won't drink anything she isn't supposed to"
Silly silly man.
Then mom realized if she turned the bubble feature on instead of the vibrate I would run like my ass was on fire.

I like to play a game where I climb under the covers at 4 in the morning and bite peoples legs. Its great fun. Mom said she is gonna start charging me for the extra coffee she has to drink.

Daisyboo Day 11 Dispatch

2009-08-11T09:51:00.001-07:00

Damn fort is TOO SMALL.

I think the piglet is on crack. She has two speeds OMG I AM SO FRIGGIN CRAZY FEEL MY BITEY WRATH and sleeping. She chases me around. I thwap her on the head. She never learns. So I jump on the stool and hide in bedroom and tease her over the wall.

Waffle Day 11 dispatch

2009-08-11T09:41:00.001-07:00

Mommy keeps saying I am a bully. How is that possible I am so friggin cute and only weight 2lbs 13oz.

I am like a McAlister's baked potato really. I mean I might chase Daisyboo around and pounce on her back from up high like she is a pony. But I don't get why that makes me a bully. I might chase Daisyboo until she hides in the bedroom where I can't reach (yet) I might attack people in their sleep and chew on their flesh. I might of ripped mom and dad's one year old couch and pulled the stuffing out. But dont' all kittens act like that? Last night I got up on the entertainment center and had an exorcist (poltergeist? can some clear that up? Caroline?) moment.

Mom kept telling me to get down and dad got the camera. I hear Daisyboo would never do anything like that in all the years they have had her. I just think its cause she is a fuddy duddy and doesn't know how to have fun. She always acts so DIGNIFIED and better than us mere mammals.

Waffle Day 9 Dispatch Weekend Edition

2009-08-09T19:11:00.000-07:00

I have an eventful weekend. When I wasn't eating my dad or mom's iphones I was trying to chew cords that I wasn't supposed to. I met my first stranger Caroline. I had her wrapped around my finger. She LOVED me. I am pretty damn loveable so I am not surprised.
Here is her getting a camera phone pic of me.

Mom had to check Caroline's purse before she left she wanted to take me home I can tell.

Oh yeah and here is some pics of dad and me spending "quality time" (he likes to make me dance in my sleep)

On Saturday morning while I was running around like a kitten on heroin I spilled Daisyboo's food again. (12th time this week?)

I proceeded to eat most of it. I taught myself a trick too. I can pick up a call of food with my hand and feed it to myself. Mom didn't believe dad til she saw it herself. They have tried to get it on video. No luck yet. I am a crafty bastard.

I also had my weekly weigh in.

2lbs 13oz. I am growing FAST. Mom is scared by the end of the month I will be full grown and she will of missed all the "squee" time whatever that is.

Day Seven - Kitten Fort!?

2009-08-07T22:23:00.000-07:00

Today I took a nap with mom and dad and they were so cute sleeping that I decided to be good and not act too crazy. When we woke up dad made me a fort and I just can't stop running in and out and in and out and in and out (I think there's a song lyric in there somewhere).
I think they are trying their darnedest to make sure I am good and tired tonight so they can sleep - oh, they are so naive it's cute.
Tomorrow I get to meet Caroline and they keep talking to me about party manners - I do so love a good party.
Well, it's nap time I need a recharge, otherwise I won't be in top form for the bed-bouncing and the foot-stuffing-in-mouth fun time.

Daisyboo Day 6 Dispatch Morning Edition

2009-08-06T07:59:00.000-07:00

Reasons why I don't like the runt:

The damn thing smiles in her sleep! She is making me look like my bitch face reputation. I don't know why I got that rep.

Waffle Day 6 Dispatch Morning Edition

2009-08-06T07:46:00.000-07:00

It appears my first day let loose in the apartment during the day with Daisyboo was a success. Daisy met mom at the door and I cam trotting from who knows where I was hiding. Mom did a full body check to make sure there were no scratched and poke me some to see if anything hurt (like grandpa B recommended) I was happy as a calm. Daisyboo even kissed me in front of mom as she was putting her bag down. There is hope for us yet. Daddy wasn't home so I played with mommy for TWO AND A HALF HOURS non stop. I could tell I was wearing her out and she started playing from a laying position on the couch. I even discovered I am almost camo on this blanket. Then I took a champion 2 hour nap and woke up just in time for BED TIME! I was naughty and got locked up. I was biting mom's legs again everytime she moved.
I like to chase daisy around the apt full speed.I follow her everywhere she goes. She got tricky and jumped on the stool and over the wall into the bedroom. I can't reach the stool YET but I try my darndest and crash onto the ground. Mom says I am made of nerf. I don't know what that means but I bet it taste good.

Daisyboo and Waffle Day 5 Dispatch Morning Edition

2009-08-05T06:42:00.000-07:00

Hi guys boo and runt here. Mom and dad let the piglet run free last night and she was good all night (well quietly bad maybe is a better description. If a kitten was bad and you don't hear it was she really bad?) So this morning they were calling our names looking for us and you will never guess where we were. Sitting in the window together.

I decided if the piglet is gonna stay I might as well get used to her. Doesn't mean I have to like it though. I even kissed her a few times just to show what a good big sister I am. I still swatted at her a few times but man if she doesn't have personal space issues! let me tell you she is lucky she is cute. They left us alone together in the apartment today. Lets hope that the runt behaves!

Waffle Day 4 Dispatch Evening Edition

2009-08-04T19:12:00.000-07:00

2167 <-- actually typed by waffle

Hi guys! howareyouiamgreatiwasinbathroombutnowiamoncouchbeingqwazy

So earlier Daisyboo scared herself and I laughed.

She has stayed out in the living room with me all night and kissed me 2 more times. She swatted me too. But I am a bit much. Imagine a 4 year old on espresso that then drank a red bull and washed it down with cotton candy for good measure.

Oh and I like to eat cords. Anyone have a suggestion to get me to stop?

Daisyboo Day 4 Dispatch

2009-08-04T19:08:00.000-07:00

I felt bad that the little spaz was locked up in the bathroom all day (not that bad I need to keep my street cred as a grouch) so I met mom at the door when she got home and went with her to get her out of the bathroom. When she came out I sniffed her and gave her a few kisses than I licked her butt.

yeah?!

Waffle Day 4 Dispatch- Morning Edition

2009-08-04T08:43:00.000-07:00

Hi guys Waffle here. I was a naughty little girl and kept attacking mom's bum and legs last night while she slept. Every time she moved a muscle I pounced with claws. I ended up getting locked in the bathroom. It was for the best I was annoying the shit out of Daisyboo who is on the same bedtime schedule as mom and dad. She goes to her bed the same time they do. If they stay up late she goes without them and comes out every hours yells and goes back to bed. So this morning I started a new game. Hang out under the blanket that was on the coffee table and sneak out and pounce on Daisyboo. She only swatted me once. We even had an encounter in the hallway and we kissed. Mom and dad got all gushy and made a big deal about it.
I also already know what a camera is and pose when I see it.

Checking my comments

2009-08-03T18:56:00.001-07:00

Hey guys Waffle here. Thank you so much for your nice comments they make me feel warm and squishy inside. Now when can I have my own iphone??
I had a good evening. I played and played and played til mommy couldn't play no more (wuss) Daisyboo and I argued once I was being a brat and I went after here. She don't scare me even if she is 5 times bigger.

Waffle Day 3 dispatch

2009-08-03T12:15:00.000-07:00

I am currently hiding out in the bathroom from that big cute meanie Daisyboo. She keeps hissing at me through the door. I show her and I growl. I am FEROCIOUS I tell you. My growl shakes the boots of 30 year old men. My mom told me my friend Annie said to just think of that when Daisyboo hisses she is just saying "WTF" because she is frustrated and was an only child so long. She only swatted at me twice this morning but I was being a bit of a spaz at the time.
I can't wait til my mom and dad get home because I WANT TO PLAY. My favorite game is eat mom's hair.

Introductions

2009-08-03T07:39:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.
Daisyboo here. I am 5 years old as of July and while I appear black, in the sun I am a gorgeous chocolate cherry color.

My likes are:
Avon boxes.
lipglosses I steal from my mom's purse.
cough drops.
hot laundry.
and bottle caps.

My dislikes are:
Waffle

Hi Waffle here, I am 8 weeks old. I am stripey with a white belly and pink toes. I have a W on my forehead and exclamation point on my nose. howyoudoing?Iamgoodandyou? OMG SHINYYYYYY

My likes are:
nomming on giraffes.
nomming on iphones.
nomming on my mom's hair.
snuggling up in her hair and giving head massages that usually involves claws.
prying my mom's mouth open at 4am.

My dislikes are:
NOTHING I LOVE EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEE